All of us know how intelligent the people from "God’s own country "are…!!!

Sreesanth caught Misbah in the finals of T20 WC last over– Imagine what wud have happnd if he had dropped him……….?

However gr8 heights they reach there is a only a very small percentage of  population who speak English without mixing their mother tongue & most of the times even though it makes sense , it does tickle the ribs when you give thought to it later on ……There is a huge population in this part of the world where I live in and I happen to come across them day in & day out . Having known to speak the language even though it is not my mother tongue I have had my dose of laughs & would share with you ilanders.

Here’s a small Q & A ………&…….this has to be read with no hard feelings to any one and is just on the lighter side & while reading one must imagine that he/she is  in the midst of some interior village in kerala…. & here we go…………..

Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don't werk hard?
Kerala .

Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting,folding and re-tying the lungi.

Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff..

Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn menney.

What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

What is a Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yay.

Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another yuman (woman).

Who found out that?
His andy.

What is the favourite radio station of malayalees in Bahrain?

Oice FM , one sero four poind two ( There is a FM radio in

Bahrain – Voice FM & freq 104.2)

What is their favourite place for purchase of dresses & dress materials ?

Roobam silks

What is the first question a malayalee asks when he/she sees another malayalee?

Nattile yevvidianu?

What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.

Who is Malayali's fyamous yeactor end yaectress?
Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedhai, Revadhi, nayandara end Ambigai.

Why Kerala is the most highly literate state in India?
Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapals(!?) from Kerala.

Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?
They are ready to do yennything for menney.

Cheers....!!!